Thursday, May 19, 2016

Life is Messy...Like My Hair


I was standing at the sink in the restroom at work, brushing my teeth after lunch and looking at my hair. Thinking “What a mess!” because I’m trying to get a little length on my hair so that my hairdresser and I can play with the color a little bit. Every time I ever try to grow out my hair, even a little bit, it’s a debacle. I’m just a girl who is meant to have short hair and it’s still short, but it’s also kind of messy right now. I hate that. I like every hair in place (this is why, even with short hair, I used too much hair spray in the 80s). Every shoe lined up with its mate. Every fitted sheet folded just right (that’s right, I am a badass because I can properly fold a fitted sheet). I like order and right now, my life is more in disarray than order.
I’ve been saying for months that I’m eating like a machine. I eat and eat and am always hungry and it’s finally caught up with me with a gain of about 5-7 pounds. That’s unacceptable and I am going to have to fight to get those pounds off again. I know I can do it because I’ve done it before, but I also know it’s going to be very hard. I like food and I like to eat, but when I find myself eating and I *know* deep in my bones that I am not really hungry, but I am doing it anyway, well, there’s a problem there. Life is messy and the road to better health is scattered with chocolate bars and cupcake wrappers.
These days I’m also fighting some mental demons. Knowing that I’m reasonably unarmed for battle (uh...did I just call myself dumb? Huh…), I decided to go see a counselor to see if she can help me get things sorted out. I’ve only been twice so far, but I can see we’re about to dig into territory that is amazingly uncomfortable to me. I have a big mouth and spout a lot of nonsense into the world, but the truth is, I have pretty low self-esteem. Well, not every day, but a lot of the time. Sure, sometimes I run my mouth about how amazing I am and I mean it when I say it (mostly anyway), but she’s going to start asking the tough questions. I’m not sure I want to delve too deeply into that right now, but suffice it to say that she asked me something about how I reacted when men expressed an interest in me and I said, “Well, they don’t.” I’ve said it many times before, but if a man is attracted to me, he’d need to hit me over the head with a neon sign because I’m never going to notice it. Why? Well, because my entire life has been a series of me being attracted to men who are not remotely interested in me and vice versa. I just shut down that part of my life and my thinking and it would never occur to me that any man might be attracted to me. I’m truly oblivious.  I could see the fire light up in the counselor’s eyes when I said that I 100% never thought men were interested in me. Oh yeah, I’ve given her something to work with alright. Life is messy and apparently so is my brain. All kinds of messy.
Work is stressing me out these days, but then again, it likely always is. I just feel so behind and everything is important, but I keep pushing back one VERY important thing. If I leave work tomorrow without having truly finished a specific schedule, well, that’s not good. To put it mildly. I’m better than this. I know what has to be done, but I somehow end each day without additional progress being made. Life is messy and right now, so is my desk.
Yeah. Life is messy, just like my hair. Maybe I should rename the “Year of Yes” the “Year of MESS”, whatever it may bring. So far it’s shaking me up, but ultimately I think it’ll be in the best way possible. Say yes to the mess! Maybe I can get that on a bumper sticker.

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